"The best sex is in the mind".
Brad Pitt comments on penis removal.
"There is absolutely no medical reason, what so ever, to have my penis removed. This decision is made in the heart, not the mind. I don't need my penis to feel like a man, and sex is a state of mind, not a physical thing".
Brad Pitt has chosen to be completely open about his decision.
"I now have a small pee-pee hole where my penis used to be. This was my birthday present for my wife. We are not defined by limbs or organs, if she was ever hurt i would chop of my legs in sympathy. I love her, i really do".
Well, it would kinda, sorta, really piss us of, if our husband chopped of his wiener as a gift... No word on Angelina Jolies reaction.
Story developing...
*Everything on this blog is complete and utter B.S. Every picture is photoshopped and/or manipulated in some way. Should anything collide with reality, it would be purely coincidential. No harm or malice is intended. This is purely made as a humourous comment on tabloid absurdity.
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