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Paris Hilton on the run from the law!!!
Paris Hilton is on the run from the law!
After a run-in with police officers, who were called to her Hollywood Hills home on saturday, a naked and screaming Paris fled the scene on a scooter.
She was last seen driving through a nearby forrest, screaming and crying.
So far no word on why the coppers was called to the heiress' premises in the first place.
According to eyewitnesses, Paris looked "out of her mind".
Story developing....
UPDATE:
Apparently Paris has been under investigation for tax-fraud and running an animal-prostitution ring. She is also under suspicion for causing psychological damage to an animal or mammal while under the influence of alcohol and or drugs.
The investigation has been going on for quite som time now and the police finally has hardcore proof in form of witnesses (previous customers)! So far a lama, a squirrel and a medium sized carpe local to the L.A area have agreed to testify in a court of law through an animal psychic.
If convicted Paris could spend the next many years in federal prison, and would have to pay up a whopping 1.7 mill in back taxes, damages and psychological rehabilitation for the animals.
Paris is still missing, and an arrest warrant is out for Miss Hilton.
So far there is no official comments from any member of the Hilton family....
Everything on this blog is complete and utter B.S. Every picture is photoshopped and/or manipulated in some way. Should anything collide with reality, it would be purely coincidential. No harm or malice is intended. This is purely made as a humourous comment on tabloid absurdity.
After a run-in with police officers, who were called to her Hollywood Hills home on saturday, a naked and screaming Paris fled the scene on a scooter.
She was last seen driving through a nearby forrest, screaming and crying.
So far no word on why the coppers was called to the heiress' premises in the first place.
According to eyewitnesses, Paris looked "out of her mind".
Story developing....
UPDATE:
Apparently Paris has been under investigation for tax-fraud and running an animal-prostitution ring. She is also under suspicion for causing psychological damage to an animal or mammal while under the influence of alcohol and or drugs.
The investigation has been going on for quite som time now and the police finally has hardcore proof in form of witnesses (previous customers)! So far a lama, a squirrel and a medium sized carpe local to the L.A area have agreed to testify in a court of law through an animal psychic.
If convicted Paris could spend the next many years in federal prison, and would have to pay up a whopping 1.7 mill in back taxes, damages and psychological rehabilitation for the animals.
Paris is still missing, and an arrest warrant is out for Miss Hilton.
So far there is no official comments from any member of the Hilton family....
Paris with an ex employee, Wade Hammock from Michigan.
Everything on this blog is complete and utter B.S. Every picture is photoshopped and/or manipulated in some way. Should anything collide with reality, it would be purely coincidential. No harm or malice is intended. This is purely made as a humourous comment on tabloid absurdity.
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